Post by John Laurinaitis on Feb 20, 2012 23:12:42 GMT -6
As the scene fades in, the camera pans around a room filled with what looks to be hundreds of members of the national and local media. The members of the press sit in chairs. Before them is a stage, where a podium stands with the World Wrestling Federation logo is placed right in the center. Coming out from the side of the stage is Owner of the World Wrestling Federation... Vince McMahon! Vince is dressed to impress, wearing the sharpest of suits money can buy. Flashes go off from all around and cameras start rolling. As Vince takes his place behind the podium, he clears his throat.
Vince McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen... I would like to take this time to thank you all for being here today. This is very important moment in World Wreslting Federation history, and it is highly... highly important for you all to be here to witness this moment and spread the news. As you all know, the World Wrestling Federation was told to cease operations. The FCC told us that our product... was just too... too RAW for television. They said the entertainment we were providing to our audience was... inappropriate. Kids all over the world were going around telling their classmates to suck it! They were trying to Rock Bottom or Chokeslam their best friends in the middle of class. Men were standing up to their bosses in business all over the world. For some time, yes... they took us off the air. They cleansed television of our so-called inappropriate entertainment. But now... I am here to make the most impactful announcement of all time... The World Wrestling Federation is back! I took it straight to Congress! Our lawyers found loopholes that made absolutely obvious... that everything we were doing... was just fine. It's once again time... for Monday Night Rrrrrraaaaaaaw!
The entire room grows with chatter, as the members of the press are shocked to hear such an announcement. With a smile on his face, McMahon straightens his tie and clears his throat once more.
Vince McMahon: As of this day, the World Wreslting Federation is back in operation! Our staff is out there right now gathering the greatest group of superstars around the world. I guarantee you... the United States Governement thought we were bad then... They haven't seen anything yet!
McMahon raises his hands high above his head, celebrating this monumentous moment in WWF history. As flashes go off like insanity around the room, Vince turns from the podium and leaves the room. As the press is going nuts talking among themselves, the scene fades to black.
Vince McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen... I would like to take this time to thank you all for being here today. This is very important moment in World Wreslting Federation history, and it is highly... highly important for you all to be here to witness this moment and spread the news. As you all know, the World Wrestling Federation was told to cease operations. The FCC told us that our product... was just too... too RAW for television. They said the entertainment we were providing to our audience was... inappropriate. Kids all over the world were going around telling their classmates to suck it! They were trying to Rock Bottom or Chokeslam their best friends in the middle of class. Men were standing up to their bosses in business all over the world. For some time, yes... they took us off the air. They cleansed television of our so-called inappropriate entertainment. But now... I am here to make the most impactful announcement of all time... The World Wrestling Federation is back! I took it straight to Congress! Our lawyers found loopholes that made absolutely obvious... that everything we were doing... was just fine. It's once again time... for Monday Night Rrrrrraaaaaaaw!
The entire room grows with chatter, as the members of the press are shocked to hear such an announcement. With a smile on his face, McMahon straightens his tie and clears his throat once more.
Vince McMahon: As of this day, the World Wreslting Federation is back in operation! Our staff is out there right now gathering the greatest group of superstars around the world. I guarantee you... the United States Governement thought we were bad then... They haven't seen anything yet!
McMahon raises his hands high above his head, celebrating this monumentous moment in WWF history. As flashes go off like insanity around the room, Vince turns from the podium and leaves the room. As the press is going nuts talking among themselves, the scene fades to black.
