Post by Vince McMahon on Apr 4, 2012 12:39:12 GMT -6
As Raw Is War returns from commercial, Michael Cole is seen standing in front of what looks to be an interview set. The WWF logo hangs crooked on a chainlink fence. As Michael Cole is about to speak, "Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Badass" Billy Gunn walk into the shot, ready for their interview.
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I am joined by the New Age Outlaws, "Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Badass" Billy Gunn! Last week we saw Degeneration x get into a huge brawl with the Corporation! This week it looks like several members of Degeneration X have been placed in matches with members of the Corporation. Shawn Michaels goes up against the Rock. X-Pac goes up against Mark Henry. Triple H goes up against the Big Show, and you, Billy Gunn, go one on one with the Big Bossman!
"Badass" Billy Gunn: Let me tell you something, Michael Cole. The Corporation thought last week was bad... Haha, well they ain't seen nothing yet! You see, DX is about to show the Corporation a big 'ol ass kickin' tonight when all of our boys bring home a dubya! You see, while Big Bossman has his head shoved up Mr. McMahon's ass, Billy Gunn is gonna be kickin' his!
Michael Cole: Billy, since you and Road Dogg lost the WWF Tag Team Championships at the Royal Rumble, they have been vacated. Are the Outlaws looking at possibly getting the belts back?
"Badass" Billy Gunn: You're damn right we are, Michael Cole! You see, at the Royal Rumble the Hardy Boys got damn lucky! They caught us off guard. I mean... where are they now? Fired! The New Age Outlaws have their eyes on those titles, and one way or another, we're going to be WWF Tag Team Champions again!
"Road Dogg" Jesse James: Ohhhh, you damn right we are! You see, the Corporation thinks because they all sit around kissing McMahon's ass that they can hold DX down, but we got news for 'em! Degeneration X don't make the rules... but we damn sure break 'em! Corporation, listen up! The New Age Outlaws want those WWF Tag Team Titles! And since your precious little leader is the man in charge... he is the one to make it happen! So McMahon, take two of your boys... And put 'em up against the New Age Outlaws, and we'll just see who walks out the Champions!
Michael Cole: Well, you heard it here, folks! The New Age Outlaws are looking to get back the WWF Tag Team Championships, and they're willing to go through anyone to get them!
Billy Gunn suddenly snatches the microphone from Cole...
"Badass" Billy Gunn: And if you ain't down with that... We got two words for ya'!
"SUCK IT!"
The crowd screams "Suck it," as Billy shoves the microphone back into Cole's hands and storms off for his match up next![/center][/color]
