The Hardy Boyz Return, With a Vengeance

[thebagits]

*The boss is seen his office doing paperwork, the fans booing him with every stroke of the pen. Suddenly, a slam is heard in the direction of his door. The camera pans there...it's the Hardy Boys!*

Mr. McMahon: MATT, JEFF...WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

Matt: I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THE SAME QUESTION!

Jeff: Seriously man, firing us over some bullsh-- reason!

Mr. McMahon: FIRST OF ALL...I'M YOUR BOSS! Or I was, until I had to fire you BOTH! Besides, I might rehire you two, but Jeff is too busy getting high, avoiding shows. And Matt... *Disgusted look* We all know you're of no use. *Crowd is riled up in anger*

Matt: *Attempting to hold back anger* Just...just give us a chance. Okay, one match. Pit us against anyone of your goons. We win, we get contracts. Make this a deal?

Jeff: *quietly* He better fuc- *Matt nudges Jeff* What? ... *Gets serious*

[John Laurinaitis]

McMahon rolls his eyes at the two disgraces that stand before him in his office.

Mr. McMahon: Why in the hell should I even give you a second chance, huh? Why should I bother taking another chance on two young punks like yourselves? You screwed up! You missed your bookings!

The Hardys are about to respond, but McMahon cuts them off.

Mr. McMahon: You know what? I'll give you a second chance... but it isn't going to be pretty. You see, the Corporation needs two chumps to beat up on tonight... So how about this? How about you to head to the ring... right now. The Big Show and Big Bossman will be eager to crush you morons! Now get the hell out of my office!

McMahon points to the door, as the Hardys look a little shocked. McMahon then looks back down at his paperwork, as the Hardys leave his office.

[thebagits]

Perfect example of an expected reply that works perfectly Once I saw the match card, I was like "Oh this is gonna be better than expected." lol