Post by John Laurinaitis on Mar 26, 2012 7:13:28 GMT -6
As Raw returns from commercial, the camera pans over to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
Jim Ross: Welcome back, folks! What a debut, huh, King?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: It sure was, JR! We've got some bright new comers here in the WWF!
Jim Ross: Well, JR, what do you thi-
JR is suddenly interrupted, as "No Chance" rips through the arena. As the curtain slings open, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, the Rock, the Big Show, and the Big Bossman all make their way out.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Yes! I love these guys!
Jim Ross: Ohh, would you stop kissing their asses?
The Corporation make their way into the ring, as Mr. McMahon asks for a microphone. As their music fades out, Mr. McMahon prepares to speak.
Mr. McMahon: If I...
The crowd begins to roar with boos, cutting off McMahon before he can really get anything out.
Mr. McMahon: Shut the hell up! Shut up! All of you! I'm trying to speak, dammit!
As the crowd grows even louder, the Corportation begins to yell at the crowd, demanding them to shut up for Mr. McMahon to speak.
Jim Ross: These fans sure are letting them have it, King!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Would they just shut up already? I'm ready to hear what McMahon has to say!
Mr. McMahon: At the Royal Rumble... Bret Hart got what he deserved! And that's why tonight, we won't be seeing him! Poor Bret is in the hospital all banged up! All thanks to me! Last night, the Corporation added its newest member... the Big Show! He was this close... this close, I tell you, to winning the Royal Rumble! And I'll tell you what. If he had... then he would be bringing home the World Wrestling Federation Championship at Wrestlemania!
The crowd begins to roar with boos at the thought of McMahon and the Corporation having the WWF Championship in their hands.
Mr. McMahon: Day by day, I am adding more members. And at the Royal Rumble... one man impressed me. The Big Bossman told me this man gave him all he could handle and more. And dammit... I'm impressed! Mark Henry... I want you to come on out here. I want to personally extend my hand to you. Come on out, Mark. Come on out.
McMahon lowers the microphone, as he waits for Mark Henry to come down to the ring.
Jim Ross: Welcome back, folks! What a debut, huh, King?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: It sure was, JR! We've got some bright new comers here in the WWF!
Jim Ross: Well, JR, what do you thi-
JR is suddenly interrupted, as "No Chance" rips through the arena. As the curtain slings open, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, the Rock, the Big Show, and the Big Bossman all make their way out.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Yes! I love these guys!
Jim Ross: Ohh, would you stop kissing their asses?
The Corporation make their way into the ring, as Mr. McMahon asks for a microphone. As their music fades out, Mr. McMahon prepares to speak.
Mr. McMahon: If I...
The crowd begins to roar with boos, cutting off McMahon before he can really get anything out.
Mr. McMahon: Shut the hell up! Shut up! All of you! I'm trying to speak, dammit!
As the crowd grows even louder, the Corportation begins to yell at the crowd, demanding them to shut up for Mr. McMahon to speak.
Jim Ross: These fans sure are letting them have it, King!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Would they just shut up already? I'm ready to hear what McMahon has to say!
Mr. McMahon: At the Royal Rumble... Bret Hart got what he deserved! And that's why tonight, we won't be seeing him! Poor Bret is in the hospital all banged up! All thanks to me! Last night, the Corporation added its newest member... the Big Show! He was this close... this close, I tell you, to winning the Royal Rumble! And I'll tell you what. If he had... then he would be bringing home the World Wrestling Federation Championship at Wrestlemania!
The crowd begins to roar with boos at the thought of McMahon and the Corporation having the WWF Championship in their hands.
Mr. McMahon: Day by day, I am adding more members. And at the Royal Rumble... one man impressed me. The Big Bossman told me this man gave him all he could handle and more. And dammit... I'm impressed! Mark Henry... I want you to come on out here. I want to personally extend my hand to you. Come on out, Mark. Come on out.
McMahon lowers the microphone, as he waits for Mark Henry to come down to the ring.