Championship CoC

[VA]

The cameras cut back to the ringside which is covered over in a red carpeting... John Laurinaitis is standing in the center of the ring with the SNME Tag Team Championship belts in hand.

Joey Styles: Man oh man, does Laurinaitis' face look red... He clearly doesn't want this championship celebration to go down.

Austin Owens: Yea well tonight he's gotta suck it up and hand over the SNME Tag Team Championship to the... Oh I am not going to say it... I'm a broadcast journalist damn it... Christian and CM Punk!

Joey Styles: You mean "The CoC"?

Austin Owens: Yea we all know who they are, so let's get this little "celebration" underway.

The cameras focus in on John Laurinaitis with microphone in hand... Laurinaitis addresses the capacity crowd in attendance.

John Laurinaitis: Ladies and Gent...

Laurinaitis is interrupted by the titantron going off...



The arena erupts for one half of the CoC! The Instant Classic makes his way down to the ringside area... He smiles at Johnny Ace and waves his finger before...

CM Punk comes from the backstage area to a huge ovation from the capacity crowd. Punk makes his way down toward ringside. Punk and Christian get into the ring with Johnny Ace.

TBC by Johnny Ace (Mr. John Laurinaitis) or CM Punk

[John Laurinaitis]

John Laurinaitis: As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted...

Ace is suddenly cut off again, as the crowd begins to roar with a nasty chant directed right at him.

"Suck the CoC! Suck the CoC! Suck the CoC!"

Ace looks pissed as ever, as the fans roar with laughter.

John Laurinaitis: Stop it! There will be no sucking of the C.o.C.! That is vulgar, and it will not be tolerated! I will have security personally escort anyone heard chanting that for the remainder of the night! Now... as I was saying. My name is John Laurinaitis. I am the Head of Talent Relations! I am out here to go through with an agreemen I made on All Stars last week. That agreement was that if CM Punk and Christian were to defeat the Miz and Batista, I would personally hand them the World Tag Team Championships at Rumble in the Jungle! As you all saw... they did defeat Miz and Batista. So therefore, I am forced to do this. I am forced to hand these titles over to this disgrace of a team... the C.o.C. CM Punk... Christian... here are your titles.

Ace extends the titles out, offering them to Punk and Christian.

[ryden78]

Laurinitis stalls, the titles mere inches from the C.o.C.'s eager clutches. "The Chick Magnet" strides on to the stage, his usual designer suit missing. Instead of the usual Gucci or Armani, Mizanin wears a simple black short-sleeved t-shirt with a graphic of a suit jacket and tie, and specially-embroidered trunks. "The Grand Mizard of Lust" holds a microphone in his hand and smirks at the scene before him. Mizanin is passed a microphone from a stagehand. Like usual, the microphone is a defunct WWE piece with the symbol flipped upside down in Miz's signature emblem. Mike raises the mic to his mouth, and has one question for The President of Talent Relations, Mr. People Power himself, John Laurinitis.

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin:
REALLY?!

The thousands packed in the arena for the Rumble in the Jungle pour out their hatred for the oozing stench that is The Miz's awesomeness.

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin:
Really?! Really? Mr. Laurinitis, respectfully, you're making a HUGE mistake. I understand keeping your word, but these two--these--these hooligans are the WORST possible representatives for champions that I've ever seen! They're rude, they're uncouth, they're--they're making a mockery of you and this company! Sir, c'mon! They're anti-People Power! The only reason--and I mean the ONLY reason--that they won last week was that Punk desecrated my $6,000 suit! Look at those grimy fingers that you're about to let steal those belts from you.

[/i]

"Ace" glances down at Punk's heavily-inked knuckles and swallows shakily.

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin:
The fact is this: I had Christian set up to taste the mat and Punk illegally hopped off of the apron, grabbed my jacket, and proceeded to ruin it by placing it on his greasy, inked-up body.[/i]

Mizanin now speaks directly to Punk.

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin:
I had to burn that entire three-piece, you asshole! [/i]

Miz coughs and moves to readjust his tie before remembering that it's painted on. He tries to play off the action by rubbing his chin, but thousands of voices crack in laughter. The camera cuts to Laurinits.

John Laurinitis:
Miz, I don't like this any more than you do, but I made an oath that if these men won their match against you, no matter how, then I would give hand-deliver these men the tag team title belts. So Miz, I'm sorry, but these men--[/i]

Laurinitis passes the belts to "The Second City Saint" and "The Captain of Charisma" here.

John Laurinitis:
--are the new Saturday Night Main Event Tag Team Champions.[/i]

The crowd roars with applause as Laurinitis passes the titles. Miz starts shouting incoherently as he tries to cut through the noise.

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin:
Sir--SI--SIR!--SHUT UP![/i]

"The Awesome One" cracks through the cheers with a sharp stinging remark.

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin:
When someone better than you is talking, you shut up and listen. As I was--[/i]

The recent remarks have the audience releasing their hatred on the Miz yet again. Miz glares around at the audience and says through clenched teeth.

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin:
--as I was saying... Ace, if you can't keep the titles off of those ingrates, than let me. Mr. Laurinitis, tonight, I'm going to beat that pierced, tattooed, greasy little Punk next to you. And I ask you now, that when I do, for a tag team title match on the next Brawl 4 All with a partner of MY choosing... Me and my partner will bring legitimacy to the tag team division--and yes, I do have a partner in mind. So what do you say, Mr. Laurinitis?[/i]

Cameras return to Laurinitis yet again. Ace is looking out over the ramp at Miz, nodding his head thoughtfully.

John Laurinitis:
I think that's a great idea! If Miz defeats CM Punk tonight, then The Miz and a tag team partner of his choosing will face the C.o.C. on the next show! Now for you two--[/i]

John Laurinitis turns to address the C.o.C.--right into a smack in the face, with a title belt, no less! Christian coils back from the strike as the fans in attendance leap to their feet in approval. Laurinitis tumbles out of the ring. The Miz blasts down the ramp and kneels to assist the Head of Talent Relations' side.

Joey Styles: Oh my God! Oh my GOD!

Austin Owens: That is despicable![/i]

Mizanin helps Laurinitis to his feet, and Johnny "Ace" starts screaming for security for Christian. "Get that bastard out of my ring!" Christian looks over at Punk who shrugs with a smirk. Christian winks at him and mouths "Watch this!" Eight security guards come scrambling down the ramp to grab "Captain Charisma". They stall at the ring to be sure Laurinitis is alright.

Out of nowhere, Christian comes flying over the top rope, leveling four or five security guards, as well as Miz and Laurinitis! The entirety of the arena resume their screams for the C.o.C., and chants of "Suck the CoC!" resume with tremulous results. The security guards who weren't laid out by Christian's huge crossbody drag Christian to his feet. Despite his current predicament, "The Instant Classic" is all smiles. Soon all eight of the security guards are now carrying the Captain out of the arena, but Christian is giving them hell for their effort.

Austin Owens: I knew this would break down! Miz and Mr. Laurinitis were nothing but polite in this confrontation and those unprofessional CoCs just proved that they don't deserve those titles!

Joey Styles: Austin, "Mr." Laurinitis has made these men's lives hell for years! Their grievances are well-reasoned.[/i]

Austin Owens: Whatever, Styles. All I know is that Miz is going to decimate Punk here in a few seconds. And I gotta tell you, that crossbody? It only angered "The Cleveland Screamer"!

Joey Styles: Well we'll see about that, because this match is next.[/i]

[To be placed before the MD. Sorry for taking some leeway with the control granted, but I figured I'd give Christian a little bit more of a role in this ] [/center][/size]

[SXE_Warrior_SXE]

As Mayhem continues to break loose Mr. Laurinaitis is being assisted away by The Miz while security attempts to handle Christian... All the while Punk stand uncharacteristicaly silent before requesting a microphone to finally speak and as he does he says only one thing...

CM Punk:
Suck... the... CoCk... Suck... the... CoCk... Suck... the... CoCk...

[/I]

Punk lowers his microphone as the fans take it from their, continuing to scream the vulgar phrase at the top of their lungs while Johnny begins demanding Miz give him a microphone.

John Laurinaitis:
You think this is funny Punk!? I was just assaulted by your miscreant of a friends and you think it's funny!? You know what's funny? Tonight, you friend Christian will be spending an evening in jail! Not only that, but tonight... I will be present for your match with The Miz....... As the Special Referee![/I]

Some fans continue their chant paying Johnny no mind while others boo madly at his blatant abuse of power while Punk slightly grins nodding his head as if ready for the challenge...


{Sorry its so short lol did from phone.}[/center]