Post by mikey69xD on Jul 24, 2012 6:28:25 GMT -6
After a series of commercials promoting tonight's main event, the electricity in the crowd can be felt as they are excited for tonight's match between "The Game" Triple H and "The Deadman" The Undertaker as they throw down in an epic casket match, the camera pans to the commentators section where Joey Styles and Austin Owens sit.
Joey:
Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen to Seven Deadly Sins!
Austin:
This show has been amazing and I just got word that someone is returning...And I think I have a hunch it's going to be someone great!
The camera takes us in the middle of the ring where Justin Roberts is shown standing with a microphone as he is about to announce something and the crowd pay attention to Roberts since it might be something important which will change the whole night.
Justin:
Ladies and Gentlemen, after multiple weeks of being absent due to something which he will discuss in a moment...
Drums start to pound to keep the crowd in suspense then Justin Roberts introduces the superstar.
Justin:
"The One Man Band" HEATH..SLATERRRRRRRRRR!
The crowd erupt with boos as the hype was for Heath Slater. Slater walks out on the stage wearing a big smile on his face as he is happy to be back. The boos don't bring this young superstar down as he makes his way down the ramp, energetic and ready to step back in the squared circle. He slides under the bottom rope and then jumps up and climbs up the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while they boo him.
Joey:
Can't he see that they hate him?
He plays his air guitar then steps off the turnbuckle and takes Justin Robert's microphone and starts talking.
Heath:
Thank you for this awesome welcome! I'm happy to be here! Lets hear it for...ME!
The crowd boo him and Heath gets a bit ticked off.
Heath:
Ok, I've had enough, It's time for something real and I am REAL! Every goddamn wrestler that walks on this face of the earth is fake. I am REAL, I am the whole package but you idiots wouldn't understand that since after all we are live from Las Vegas, Nevada.
The crowd cheer at the mention of their hometown.
Heath:
You people from Las Vegas like to jump on the bandwagon, you realize what real talent is when you see it. When I first arrived here I said I am going to make an impact and I did so by beating Booker T but then...then...a golden opportunity came my way and I lost my concentration and I couldn't wrestle without thinking I could be earning millions without putting my body on the line.
The crowd seem puzzled and Slater shrugs and continues.
Heath:
Which brings us to the subject at hand. I was away for all these past weeks because I was recording an album. It is named "One Man Band" and it is available right now on iTunes but since I am a generous man, I'm not going to let you people wait because I'm sure that some people watching at home are more intelligent than you. Allow me to sing you the future hit single named "One Man Band"
Slater laughs as the crowd shower him with boos.
Austin:
I WANT TO HEAR THIS!!
Slater clears his throat, arranges his hair and starts to sing.
Heath:
I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
LET ME TAKE YOU BY THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
THIS RING IS MY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
COZ I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
The crowd tell him to shut up due to having a horrible voice and Slater loses his cool but then decides to anger the crowd more.
Heath:
Haters gonna Hate I don't need you people.
Slater exits the ring then he starts running around while singing his song.
Heath:
I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
LET ME TAKE YOU BY THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
THIS RING IS MY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
COZ I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
He spots a 10 year old child and shouts in his face.
Heath: You'll never be anything like me because: I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
LET ME TAKE YOU BY THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
THIS RING IS MY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
COZ I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Then he makes his way up the ramp, repeating the song, over and over again as 7DS goes to a quick break.
Joey:
Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen to Seven Deadly Sins!
Austin:
This show has been amazing and I just got word that someone is returning...And I think I have a hunch it's going to be someone great!
The camera takes us in the middle of the ring where Justin Roberts is shown standing with a microphone as he is about to announce something and the crowd pay attention to Roberts since it might be something important which will change the whole night.
Justin:
Ladies and Gentlemen, after multiple weeks of being absent due to something which he will discuss in a moment...
Drums start to pound to keep the crowd in suspense then Justin Roberts introduces the superstar.
Justin:
"The One Man Band" HEATH..SLATERRRRRRRRRR!
The crowd erupt with boos as the hype was for Heath Slater. Slater walks out on the stage wearing a big smile on his face as he is happy to be back. The boos don't bring this young superstar down as he makes his way down the ramp, energetic and ready to step back in the squared circle. He slides under the bottom rope and then jumps up and climbs up the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd while they boo him.
Joey:
Can't he see that they hate him?
He plays his air guitar then steps off the turnbuckle and takes Justin Robert's microphone and starts talking.
Heath:
Thank you for this awesome welcome! I'm happy to be here! Lets hear it for...ME!
The crowd boo him and Heath gets a bit ticked off.
Heath:
Ok, I've had enough, It's time for something real and I am REAL! Every goddamn wrestler that walks on this face of the earth is fake. I am REAL, I am the whole package but you idiots wouldn't understand that since after all we are live from Las Vegas, Nevada.
The crowd cheer at the mention of their hometown.
Heath:
You people from Las Vegas like to jump on the bandwagon, you realize what real talent is when you see it. When I first arrived here I said I am going to make an impact and I did so by beating Booker T but then...then...a golden opportunity came my way and I lost my concentration and I couldn't wrestle without thinking I could be earning millions without putting my body on the line.
The crowd seem puzzled and Slater shrugs and continues.
Heath:
Which brings us to the subject at hand. I was away for all these past weeks because I was recording an album. It is named "One Man Band" and it is available right now on iTunes but since I am a generous man, I'm not going to let you people wait because I'm sure that some people watching at home are more intelligent than you. Allow me to sing you the future hit single named "One Man Band"
Slater laughs as the crowd shower him with boos.
Austin:
I WANT TO HEAR THIS!!
Slater clears his throat, arranges his hair and starts to sing.
Heath:
I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
LET ME TAKE YOU BY THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
THIS RING IS MY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
COZ I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
The crowd tell him to shut up due to having a horrible voice and Slater loses his cool but then decides to anger the crowd more.
Heath:
Haters gonna Hate I don't need you people.
Slater exits the ring then he starts running around while singing his song.
Heath:
I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
LET ME TAKE YOU BY THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
THIS RING IS MY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
COZ I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
He spots a 10 year old child and shouts in his face.
Heath: You'll never be anything like me because: I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
LET ME TAKE YOU BY THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
THIS RING IS MY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
COZ I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Then he makes his way up the ramp, repeating the song, over and over again as 7DS goes to a quick break.
